I am Miranda. I have fears. I have hopes. I have a lot going for me.

thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

(via hazelgracegus)

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jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

my friend just texted me “figured out how to wear my coat as a skirt and leggings!” with this picture o h my god

image

she calls it a skoat im cr ying

image

(via emmatheadventurous)

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thatregiskid:

So I’m sleeping in my sister’s room for the time being and the shadows this morning were a bit off

thatregiskid:

So I’m sleeping in my sister’s room for the time being and the shadows this morning were a bit off

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psynesthesia:

be-the-jawn-to-my-sherlock:

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

  #I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’  

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

or your first time getting high and you walk in…

magic mushrooms + this floor = mind blown

psynesthesia:

be-the-jawn-to-my-sherlock:

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

#I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

or your first time getting high and you walk in…

magic mushrooms + this floor = mind blown

(via siguysilas)

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Then I ask the same of men and also for them not to complain when we: -take too long in the bathroom-clog the shower -clog the sink-have ridiculous razor burn from shaving so oftenSome girls are hairier than others.

Then I ask the same of men and also for them not to complain when we:
-take too long in the bathroom
-clog the shower
-clog the sink
-have ridiculous razor burn from shaving so often
Some girls are hairier than others.

(Source: fuckiminmy20s, via siguysilas)

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14 hours ago
I was wrists deep in potato salad

I was wrists deep in potato salad

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16 hours ago

alandistro:

jleebean:

What a wonderful song to listen to at night. 

At night… or any time really. =)

(via theashleyclements)

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16 hours ago

richard-sp8-jr:

in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her

(via onthesecityrooftops)

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17 hours ago

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

(via keiheartsyou)

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